Fringe or Bob
There’s a lot of scary things about London. Avoiding suffocation by suits at rush hour, trying desperately to keep your balance on the escalators and the scariest thing of all; living with boys. But...
View ArticleFive Hammered Ways
As a drunk, I myself am usually just happy and I get a bit too excited about tequila and think I can handle way more than I actually can because I have ‘Irish blood.’ And then I think I’m Beyoncé and...
View ArticleFeeling The Comedown
This week has been quite a comedown. Just from the Prom last weekend, not from snorting something out of hooker’s belly button in a hotel room. I’ll save that for next week. Or I’ll be in my flat,...
View ArticleFlit, Bop and Boogie
So last night was Thursday and we went to a BFI party that had Bethany Babybel from DOMO DJing. And it was glorious. And not just because they sold very large tequilas that tasted like sprinkled...
View ArticleFriday Sex Talk
Gay marriage will be legal in the UK tomorrow kids! SO lets talk about sex in marriage. The best part. Why couple sex can be better. *Yes I do tend to bang on about going out, drinking tequila and...
View ArticleFriday Sex Talk
Lets chat about Vagina hair. From feminists claiming they are not shaving because it’s only men that want them to, to others saying they only feel comfortable if it’s shaved off completely, body hair...
View ArticleFeelings & the Community
R U Coming Out So last week I left the comfort of my East London flat and my very pretty floral bed and travelled to the Eagle in Vauxhall. That means getting a tube and everything. Sandra D was DJing...
View ArticleFizzy Wine Kisses
How to get a new years kiss Ok so not really a review this Monday but call it a pre review of your New years that will now include a kiss. Does that work? Probably not it’s been a long day. A new years...
View ArticleFinally it’s HERE
I LOVE resolutions HAPPY NEW YEAR Happy New Year one and all. I hope all your wishes and kisses come true. And you get very drunk in good New Year’s Eve fashion. I’m going to take this oppotuinity to...
View ArticleFuck I swear a lot
Extras Video As it is the season of festivities and drinking bars dry of tequila and I have no idea what day it is, a proper video was not going happen.So here is this, extras and me trying to open a...
View ArticleFriday Sex Talk
New Sex Classes for Lesbians. Hosted by me. Jesus. Thinking I might be a teacher when I was younger, I didn’t think it would be this sort of teaching to be perfectly honest with you. But I could be...
View ArticleFall in Love with Charli XCX
Incase you didn’t realize, I quite like this woman. And yes I mention the prom again, but we only announced the acts yesterday and I’m giddy. Keeping that a secret was not good for me as I have a...
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Revisiting Getting Hot on the Holidays It’s that time again, when you have to go back to your family and try and keep your sanity over turkey and the Christmas special of Doctor Who. When you’re home...
View ArticleFavourite Bits: Review of AMiTY
I was ridiculously excited to see AMiTY play last night. Mostly because her music is an incredible mix of instruments and sounds accompanied by a beautiful voice. But also, a little bit because the gig...
View ArticleFall in Love with… Lauren Mayberry
New crush and New hair envy Because it was Thursday and I count Thursday as part of the weekend I was out drinking my usual 43 shots of tequila ready to ride back to Stoke Newington on my unicorn. But...
View ArticleFailing at Life
Reasons you shouldn’t live by Yourself This is not a post for all the women I envy. The ones who have their lives completely together and can easily manage any sort of DIY task efficiently without even...
View ArticleFace Stuff
Collection Mineral Foundation The beauty product that saves my life every day. Not literally, but it stops me looking like a gremlin. And that’s pretty much the same thing. If I’m going out to the...
View ArticleFruity Pinks
Pink things that will make your skin sparkle like Robert Pattison in Twilight although prettier. My skin is ridiculously sensitive but these things make it all soft and smooth and sexually sparkly. And...
View ArticleFlaky Lips
Five ways to Cure Chapped Lips Winter is a beautiful month and yet it can wreck your beauty completely from getting rained on so you look like a squirrel who fell into a pond to the wind blowing your...
View ArticleFace Stuff
More pink things that will make your skin look glorious. Vitamin E Body Shop Range I bought these on a whim because I was in Body Shop with my brother and he wanted to go and look at the gaming shop...
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