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Festive Love

I Love Christmas I really do love christmas. I’m ‘one of them’. And I really get involved. Pulling the Christmas crackers, putting on the Christmas onesies and getting very drunk with my brothers in...

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Friday Sex Talk

Revisiting Getting Hot on the Holidays It’s that time again, when you have to go back to your family and try and keep your sanity over turkey and the Christmas special of Doctor Who. When you’re home...

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Film to Always Watch

I LOVE The Muppets Christmas Carol This is my favourite Christmas film of all time and we watch it every Christmas Eve in the family home. As well as calculating the number of tequila shots needed to...

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Friday Sex Talk

How to have sex hungover. And yes this is a thing. Believe me. New year is usually the worst hangover of the year for me. Because bars cleverly open two hours later than usual and then you think it’s a...

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Fizzy Wine Kisses

How to get a new years kiss Ok so not really a review this Monday but call it a pre review of your New years that will now include a kiss. Does that work? Probably not it’s been a long day. A new years...

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Finally it’s HERE

I LOVE resolutions HAPPY NEW YEAR Happy New Year one and all. I hope all your wishes and kisses come true. And you get very drunk in good New Year’s Eve fashion. I’m going to take this oppotuinity to...

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Fuck I swear a lot

Extras Video As it is the season of festivities and drinking bars dry of tequila and I have no idea what day it is, a proper video was not going happen.So here is this, extras and me trying to open a...

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Friday Sex Talk

New Sex Classes for Lesbians. Hosted by me. Jesus. Thinking I might be a teacher when I was younger, I didn’t think it would be this sort of teaching to be perfectly honest with you. But I could be...

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Fact: There are worse songs than Blurred Lines

My list of lyrics that are much much worse.. I know it’s a bad song. I know. And he’s creepy. And looks slightly like a camel. But, there are much worse songs than blurred lines so I am really...

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Fall in Love with… Adam All & The Drag King World

Long live the king! You know I love my nights out. As I’m quite the night time person, and even more so, a ‘morning can go fuck it’s self’ person. Now this is a night to go to kids. If you like to...

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Frivolous Spending

I LOVE Shopping A little bit of a response video, a little bit of me getting drunk. Why not, it’s Tuesdays after all.This is probably the video that makes the least sense but you’ve just got to go with...

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Fuck, my head hurts.

How to have a Hangover So yes Candy Bar closed it’s doors this week so naturally I went to every single night and those of you who follow me on twitter will know that ‘coz I regularly drink and tweet...

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Friday Sex Talk

The one and only, ha, what, this is mine anyway, you should read it. Strap on guide When thinking of getting a sex toy for the first time, the strap on is often the first thing you’ll think of buying....

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Four Weeks Promotion, One Mad Night.

So in my actual non blogging life I work as a promoter for my own company I have with my flatmate called MissFit. Our new night launched in East London this week and this is pretty much what happened...

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Failing more than usual.

Five reasons I haven’t blogged in a month. Fuck. Yes. I realized today that I haven’t blogged in exactly a month. Things have been a little tad teeny weeny bit hectic here in London town. I’m actually...

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Fill the Tub

How to do Girly Shit – Have a bath Because it’s winter we all need to relax.The purpose of having a bath is to do this but sometimes our days just get too over run with chores and unicorns. Having a...

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Face Tricks

Ways to make your makeup last longer I really don’t like applying makeup in the morning, I get very bored with the whole routine and end up shouting at my face to ‘just be god damn prettier so I don’t...

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Flouncing In High Shoes

How to wear Heels. In a club. Wearing heels on a night out is a practised art form. You have to practise otherwise you look silly, you hit your head on things and people will ask you if there’s...

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Friday Sex Talk

I’m aware it’s Saturday. I was wretching up tequila on my shoes yesterday so lets leave it. Lesbian Sex Problems We are lesbians and we’re good at sex. We all know this. But sometimes there are those...

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Four days to go….

I have talked about this so much. I think every other word that comes out my mouth is either about the prom, relating to the prom or what I’m going to do with Flick the unicorn while we’re at the Prom....

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