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Flouncing In High Shoes

How to wear Heels. In a club. Wearing heels on a night out is a practised art form. You have to practise otherwise you look silly, you hit your head on things and people will ask you if there’s...

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Four days to go….

I have talked about this so much. I think every other word that comes out my mouth is either about the prom, relating to the prom or what I’m going to do with Flick the unicorn while we’re at the Prom....

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Fringe or Bob

There’s a lot of scary things about London. Avoiding suffocation by suits at rush hour, trying desperately to keep your balance on the escalators and the scariest thing of all; living with boys. But...

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Feeling The Comedown

  This week has been quite a comedown. Just from the Prom last weekend, not from snorting something out of hooker’s belly button in a hotel room. I’ll save that for next week. Or I’ll be in my flat,...

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Flit, Bop and Boogie

  So last night was Thursday and we went to a BFI party that had Bethany Babybel from DOMO DJing. And it was glorious. And not just because they sold very large tequilas that tasted like sprinkled...

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Feelings & the Community

R U Coming Out So last week I left the comfort of my East London flat and my very pretty floral bed and travelled to the Eagle in Vauxhall. That means getting a tube and everything.  Sandra D was DJing...

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Favourite Bits: Review of AMiTY

I was ridiculously excited to see AMiTY play last night. Mostly because her music is an incredible mix of instruments and sounds accompanied by a beautiful voice. But also, a little bit because the gig...

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Fall in Love with… Lauren Mayberry

New crush and New hair envy Because it was Thursday and I count Thursday as part of the weekend I was out drinking my usual 43 shots of tequila ready to ride back to Stoke Newington on my unicorn. But...

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Failing at Life

Reasons you shouldn’t live by Yourself This is not a post for all the women I envy. The ones who have their lives completely together and can easily manage any sort of DIY task efficiently without even...

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Face Stuff

Collection Mineral Foundation The beauty product that saves my life every day. Not literally, but it stops me looking like a gremlin. And that’s pretty much the same thing. If I’m going out to the...

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Fruity Pinks

Pink things that will make your skin sparkle like Robert Pattison in Twilight although prettier. My skin is ridiculously sensitive but these things make it all soft and smooth and sexually sparkly. And...

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Flaky Lips

Five ways to Cure Chapped Lips Winter is a beautiful month and yet it can wreck your beauty completely from getting rained on so you look like a squirrel who fell into a pond to the wind blowing your...

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Face Stuff

More pink things that will make your skin look glorious. Vitamin E Body Shop Range I bought these on a whim because I was in Body Shop with my  brother and he wanted to go and look at the gaming shop...

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Full Pink Lips

More Pink Things for a more Day Time Look This time, a pink thing for your lips. Normally, I’m much more of a fan of red lipstick but it clashes madly with my hair and I like to be different. But...

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Fill your Glasses

Pink Drinks that I’m currently loving It’s winter and it’s cold and that means we drink to warm up. Obviously in the day time we go for the starbucks range of everything cinnamon that comes in pretty...

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Face Tricks

Ways to make your makeup last longer I really don’t like applying makeup in the morning, I get very bored with the whole routine and end up shouting at my face to ‘just be god damn prettier so I don’t...

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